hee-blee:

aries: “now we’re cookin’ with gas.”

taurus: “I only listen to math music. my favorite song is x = [-b ±√(b^2) -4ac]÷ 2a , it’s very catchy.”

gemini: “there’s more than one way to skin this cat.”

cancer: “use your mind scissors, Conor.”

leo: “sit down and stop distracting Spencer, he doesn’t care about your laser tag cult.”

virgo: “don’t be fooled - this chocolate isn’t because we’re friends, it’s because our class average is 83% - strictly business.”

libra: “doodling is very serious. I respect doodlers.”

scorpio: “gotta keep you thirsty.”

sagittarius: “good MATHternoon, everyone.”

capricorn: “don’t google ‘meat grinder’, you won’t like what you find.”

aquarius: “first you gotta hit it, and then you gotta squit it.”

pisces: “happy general holiday time.”